And so with another instalment of Dick Clarks New Years Eve bash, we enter into 2011. Anybody else wonder if Dick Clark is actually a robot.. or maybe he is just CGI.... This whole thing could just be a huge scam.. think about it people... how deep does this go??
Oh yeah and one other question to anyone that watched that riveting show, Who the hell was the black guy standing with the NKOTB?!?!?!?! Someone get locked in the tanning booth for the whole year??
Anyway, I think I speak for everyone when i say that i was proud to see Kesha so coherent and not draped all over Seacrest with a water bottle full of whiskey in her handbag. And AJ.. maybe this will be the year you can stay sober so you can fully enjoy the glory that is the NKOTBBSB tour of 2011...
Far East Movement featuring DEV.. when the hell did that pass for music??? Hey let's over synthesize all our voices and put glow in the dark fish bowls on our heads!!!!!! I want to become a musician so i can start making up words.. Slizzard??? Brings a whole new appreciation to Hootie and the Blowfish...
And could Jenny Mcarthy have found a worse candidate for a canadian ambassador to interview on live television... and the guy from Norway looked like he was going to piss himself before the broke away for commercial...
All in all it will be 20 minutes of my life that I will never get back and it will be the way I spent the first 15 minutes of my new year.
Drive home safe.. and if you are home, have another drink for me!!!
p.s. to all the clean up crews in New York.. God bless you!!!!!
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!